New Work

…or Painter Barbie Presents

the latest J. Parsons canvas. I say canvas but it is actually paper and conté crayon (a type of compressed chalk in a small squared stick). It started out as a rough sketch in preparation for an acrylic but once I got going with that pleather jacket I couldn’t stop. The piece is roughly 16 x 20. Inches.


Aunt Marie was a going concern in the 70’s when our family used to visit on holidays. We often said that we never saw her sit down. Perch maybe, for a split second until she was interrupted by a knock at the door and a small voice asking “Can somebody go out in ‘da shop?” and she would throw her apron over the back of a chair, grab her keys and disappear for a bit, in which time Uncle Gerald would entertain us with wisecracks. By the time she got there, there might be several customers, perhaps clutching small crumpled notes from their mothers: half a pound of bolognie cut thick, a pack of du Mauriers (cigarettes – I could do a whole blog post on du Mauriers), a bag of onions, and a pack of jamjams etc. Then she’d reappear, keys jangling, her wide smile making her look mildly surprised. To me, Aunt Marie was about as cool as a rural Newfoundland shopkeeper could get. She smoked, she kept her eyebrows tamed, she wore lipstick, and always high heels when she dressed up. She knew everybody and never said a bad word about any of them. If I close my eyes to imagine her now I see her standing at the stove, leaning back to avoid the hot steam of a giant pot of Jigg’s dinner, one hand holding the pot lid, the other desperately fanning her face. Because Aunt Marie was always hot in more ways than one. I think the vinyl jacket, polyester palazzo pants and the avocado phone captures the era nicely. We miss you Aunt Marie and oh, by the way, I’m sorry I ran off with your tweezers that time.

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Avian Action on the Mersey

…or Have You Ever Seen an Eagle Swim?

The regulars.

I have. But I don’t have a picture. That’s kind of like telling about the size of the trout that got away, I know, but if I had left the window to get my camera I would have missed the action. But first some housekeeping. At the end of all my posts I give an email address for comments. That’s because if you try and use the little link box or the Comment command on the web-page you will find it does not work. I have been trying for eons to fix it to no avail. Just so’s you knows. Now, more about the raptors.

Eagles like to perch in the crag across the river from our house where they stalk ducks, eels and small pets.

An adolescent eagle is very well camouflaged and hard to spot but you can always hear it. Looks like this young one is getting in with the wrong crowd.

Anyhow, on this particular day, I heard a ruckus. The local eagles have been making a lot of fuss this fall; it seems to be more common when there is an adolescent around. (You mothers of teenagers can surely relate)  There was some mighty hysterical squawking going on  and I flew to the window to see what was a matter (now what well known Christmas poem does that line remind you of?) where I saw a huge mature eagle dive-bombing another eagle that was perched on a river rock. It struck, feathers flew, and the harrassed bird took flight but was still low and it ended up up in the river. Then I saw, for the first time in my life, an eagle swim. It was pretty impressive; like a butterfly stroke with its head out of the water. It made its way back to the rock where it was joined by its aggressor briefly before they flew off to perch on opposite sides of the river to lick their wounds.

On the rocks. A bit of a risky spot for those ducks to be, don’t you think?  (photo by Lance)


The blows have ceased but the quarrel is not over.


Taking off. (photo by Lance)


Eagle #1 retreats to the west side of the Mersey to nurse its wing.


That’s a bit of carnage stuck to its beak!


Eagle #2 retreats to the east side to dry its wings and nurse its wounds.


 (photo by Lance)


And hide its face in shame.


“No photos please” 


Now eagles look pretty contrary at the best of times but after this conflagration this pair looked downright outraged and indignant..


Looks a little roughed up there.


By morning’s end they were back on the same crag but not talking and still keeping their distance. They are the epitome of “Angry Birds.”


 “I just can’t look at you right now”


If this keeps up I am going to have to get a fancier camera and wear it all day.

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Hiking Gear Review

…..or Backpacker Barbie says:

Backpacker Barbie

“If you have any doubts about any of your gear, don’t take it.” You’ll wish you’d heeded her later when your bootlaces are snapped and your flapping hikers, tied up with strands of sweet grass, are flopping on and off your feet trying to peel the skin off your goose egg blisters. You’ll wish you’d listened when you snap at your hike-mate right after the top of your pack bangs into the back of your head for the ten thousandth time so you hurl your pack in the river only to have it land on the shoreline on the slippery rocks which you can no longer navigate because your ankles are sore from walking sideways so that your blackened toenails don’t ram into the front of your shoes. You’ll wish you’d appreciated Barbie’s wisdom when you are trying to light a gas stove with wet matches in a wind storm. Thanks to the internet, I didn’t have to learn this stuff the hard way. By the way Backpacker Barbie (B.B.) also advises that you not balk at high prices for good gear but try and save on stuff that doesn’t really matter. For example I was just as happy with my Mr. Noodles and Bulk Barn cheese sauce as I would have been with a ten dollar entree from the outfitting store but I am glad I shelled out for a good pack. Here’s a review of my gear. I should qualify this by saying I have only done three hikes over 11 km and two solo over-nighters so I still have lots to learn and I wouldn’t use these reviews to plan a month on the Appalachian Trail. Just so’s you knows.

Me boots and socks.

My boots are Keen Logans. (I like this because a ‘logan’ in Newfoundland is a durable rubber boot meant to take a good beating) I got them on  eBay for half the price of new ones. This is always a risk, foot fungus and no returns and all, but at this point I thought I might only use them once. I used them all summer and will get many more seasons out of them. They appeared to be waterproof as long as you don’t go over the tops of course. There was tons of room in the toe box and, because I bought them a half size larger, my toes didn’t jam into the fronts when I did long downhill stretches. This also accommodated some swelling after a full day on my feet. Indeed, I hiked two long treks with untrained soft, and occasionally soggy feet and got no sign of a blister. My only issue would have been with any mid-height boot: I am a little bowlegged (thanks Granny for that gene) and my ankles rubbed on the outer side of the boot upper. On the inner side there was a large gap which filled up with all manner of stuff; rain water, lichen, sticks, burrs, cookie crumbs, and I swear to God, there might have been a chipmunk in there for a few minutes. I either need higher boots or spats.

It is important to have good socks. I wore Merino wool Darn Tough hiker cushion quarter height socks. You might think wool silly in the heat of August but they wicked the sweat away from my feet and offered great padding for the constant impact of the brutal march. Later I added a thin cotton sock to snug up the boot a little. They were costly socks but sometimes you can find merino socks discounted at Winners-type places. B.B. also says to address your laces long before you think you really need to. It doesn’t take very long to work up a blister. She also recommends you bring light weight camp shoes. Mine were slip on Adidas plastic outfits which were a little squishy not great on rough terrain. I will replace them with something more snug before next season.

Me pack and me travelin’ canes.

This was my most expensive purchase and I didn’t regret it. It is very difficult to get a pack to sit right on the gnome shaped figure. This Deuter Futura Vario 45 + 10 is especially designed for women and can be adjusted for torso length. Once it is set up for your own size and shape the straps are easily adjusted for donning and doffing. Another great feature is the little netted rigid frame that holds the backpack clear of your body to reduce sweat. Bring on the hot flashes! The pack has a built in rain cover which I got to try and approve, and convenient little pockets on the hip strap where I kept my camera, fly dope, and a few candy. My only complaint was that I could not reach my water bottle without removing the pack but that would likely be case with any backpack. On the first trip out I packed it too high and with every second step it bumped, ever so gently, the back of my head. This can grow on you after the eight hundredth time. I repacked and it was not an issue, leaving me lots undistracted time to admire the flora and fauna. B.B. says to research and follow the guidelines on how to load your pack. If the weight is poorly distributed it can cause some real misery and there are some things you are going to want to get at easily. My hiking poles were from Costco, don’t recall the brand and don’t wish to trek to the car to find out, but will if you ask. They were a real Godsend on the slopes and for narrow tricky passages. They can be adjusted quickly and easily and hold their position under pressure. I won’t go again without them.

Me stove.

I probably shouldn’t be giving advice on stoves because I know next to nothing about them.  I got my  ultralite stove online from some random Chinese online store which also sold lingerie and kooky t-shirts. It looked a lot like the one in the above link (the stove not the store). I deleted the receipt and the store from my life because they started sending really annoying ads. The stove was only  seven dollars and it packs up really small. I didn’t have to set it up in the wind because my camp-sites all had fireplaces so I can’t pass juudgemant on its behavoiur in all conditions. I did have an issue with the unfolded rack. As soon as my small copper bottom pot started to get hot it would shimmy off the rack. I learned several new swear words and lost two pots of water this way. Should be okay if you don’t turn your back on the pot – no biggy as it boiled pretty quickly. The flame is adjustable. I know nothing about the cans of gas other than that they add weight and are not real cheap. That’s an experiment for next season.

Me tent.

I have a love-hate relationship with my Hennessy Hammock tent. What I love about it: being off the ground. The small amount of weight it adds to my pack and the limited space it occupies. Not having to fuss with poles. The built-in mosquito netting. Being able to see out to a limited extent. What I don’t like: the velcro. Can I say that louder? THE VELCRO! If you are in the deep dark woods alone I suppose it doesn’t matter much but if at a campground or out with friends it really really inhibits you getting out of the tent. At the Keji camping site I almost lost a kidney from holding my pee so I wouldn’t wake all my neighbours with that horrible scritchy sound of velcro being unpeeled. I swear something about the tent amplified it like a 1980’s boombox would. As well, I had a devil of a time getting in and out of the sleeping bag. My last trip I got twisted so badly in my bag that I couldn’t pull it up past my waist and the temperature dropped to 8 that night. Bring on the hot flashes. Please. Thankfully I had thought to bring a stocking cap. Getting out of the velcroed slit of the tent I felt like a calf being delivered. Or, maybe more like a fish egg being spawned.  Did I mention I despise the sound of velcro? I see that you can buy them with zippers but I will stick to what I have for now. I will solve the sleeping bag problem by investing in a sleeping quilt which packs up just as well and is much easier to adjust. I should add that I have never used the Hennessy Hammock in heavy rain, and nor do I wish to do so. B.B. recommends some kind of insulation to go between you and the hammock for warmth. I have used both a foam sleeping pad and one of those reflector things you put in your car’s windshield as a sun shield. They both work.

Me water system.

I like my Source water bag. It is a convenient size, fills easily (the whole bottom opens) and best of all, it stands on its own. I only used it at the site; I carried my hiking water in bottles. For purification I used liquid drops. B.B. says don’t buy your purification system at the Thrift Store. Like I did. I was following the instructions for use and read “Do NOT use if expired.” The expiry date below was 2014. Crap. I used it anyway, the colours changed as they were supposed to and I don’t appear to have any weird parasites. That I know of. I will buy tablets for next season. I am not keen on carrying liquids in my bag anyway. B.B. reminds you to dry your water bag thoroughly before you stow it away for the winter.

Me oilskins.

Speaking of gnomes!! This was a “Bluefield backpack covering raincoat” I purchased online. Possibly from The piece which covers the pack zips down when not needed. It worked well the two times I had to use it. I like that it is very loose so I could breath under it. That might be an issue in high winds. I’m not sure how durable it is either or if the zipper will hold up but it is a risk I am willing to take and I will just replace it if need be. I saw the price of Goretex. The first time I used it it rained torrentially all day and I wasn’t bothered. Lynn helped me don it. The second time I was solo and I used every darned Yoga pose I know trying to get the thing on and over my pack. Human arms just don’t work that way, folks. In the end I found that it was easier to dress the pack first, put it on my back, and then pull the raincoat down over. Worth the $22 it cost. B.B. reminds you to bring a ball cap with a solid peak to keep the hood in position. Not a red one. You know who has sucked the fun out wearing a red ball cap.

Other random gear I was glad I had: a blue tarp (you can’t bring your pack into your hammock tent.) My rigging knife. Extra line like paracord. Individually wrapped wet wipes. A few extra baggies. In a later entry I will talk about food. Just for now; everything tastes better in the woods but some stuff still tastes better than others.

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Today’s Costume: Backpacker

…or Getting Right Back on That Horse

Backpacker Barbie

After my Cape Chignecto hiking debacle I was feeling a little less than competent. I asked myself “What was the real cause of my failure? Was it lack of aerobic training or muscle strength, the heat of the day, or, heaven forbid, a cardiac issue?” There was only one way to find out. No, not get a physical like Sensible Sally would do. I had to do it the Parsons way: get right back on that horse. So I called up the Keji office and booked myself a backwoods site that required a good long walk in with my camping gear on my back. This would challenge my endurance without the complication of the steep hills. Campsite 17 looked like a good challenge; a 5 km trek from the Big Dam parking lot should be a good distance to ease back into things. I paid my money, I took my chances.

I donned my trusty new backpack and, to the accompaniment of the sloshing of my water bottle and the slight swish of my backpack, I headed down the trail.  It was, I discovered, one of the lesser traveled trails with the fern growing right over it in places. The little angel on my right shoulder had said “Is this sensible? If you do have a cardiac problem no one is going to get in here with the paddles before the coyotes get you. If your legs give out from fatigue you will have to lie down in that bog. What if you get so tired you have to travel in dark or dim light? You might lose your way.” The little devil on my left shoulder said “Come on, you know there’s nothing wrong with you. If you bail now you’ll probably never go again and you spent a small fortune on gear” and “Yooou’re a hypooo-condriaaac” in a singsong voice. The angel rebutted “It could be days before you see another human on this trail” (not likely true in a busy summer season but sometimes exaggeration is necessary to make a point) The angel won, and About 1.5 km in I turned and doubled back out the trail. I didn’t abandon the hike however. Instead I picked up a loop on a much more populated trail. So I got the full benefit of hiking 11km with my gear but no backwoods camping. I had already paid for a site so I picked up one in the general campground. After I made camp I then did another 2km to the ice cream stand and back. I felt I needed to reward my efforts. I felt entirely vindicated and decided it was the heat and lack of training which led to my previous failure. That, and rickety knees.

Here’s a few pics of the flora and fauna I saw that day. I will review my hiking/camping gear in an upcoming blog post.

The chlorophyll free, parasitic monotropa uniflora. Also known as Indian pipe.


Cornus canadesis, or bunchberries. We called them crackerberries in Nfld.


Coffee Cuppicus Timotheos. Hey, what ignorant barbarian left that out here? And where did they even buy it??


The Great Canadian Beaver.



As usual, once tired I began seeing faces in everything. Or is this just a gnome home?

And so I survived to tell this tale. I went on to do a longer over-nighter a couple of weeks later. I am so far behind on blog posts it will take me a while to get to it. It was a grand summer with lots of adventures to report.

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Bridges of the Medway

….or ♪ ♪ Sous Les Ponts ♫………..

Just a few snaps I took of the lower Medway River and its bridges while out paddling last week.

Looking down-river:

This is the old train trestle bridge, now part of a multi-use trail. 


Heading up-river towards Mill Village:

The Medway River bridge on Highway 103.


A small bridge on a side road off Old Highway 3. Surprisingly, there was quite a strong tidal current under here.


Approaching the Old Highway 3 bridge in Mill Village.


On the upper side of the Mill Village Bridge past the store. This is as far as we went as it got shallow and rocky here.


The Riverbank General Store in Mill Village. We might have tried to land here had we not brought a picnic.

Next time we will explore the mouth of the Medway below the trestle bridge.

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Today’s Costume: Backpacker

….or A Cape Chignecto Caper

  I got back yesterday from my annual physically challenging adventure with my friend Lynn. I was  supposed to get back tomorrow. C’est la vie – more on that later. We had decided that after five years of running Not Since Moses it was time for a new adventure. My knees aren’t getting any younger and running in mud or over a slippery ocean floor is just asking for trouble. Lynn suggested hiking the Cape Chignecto coastal trail which a friend of hers had done and enjoyed. The rest, as they say, is history. The plan: rent the park cabins. Arch Gulch first night, Big Bald Rock second night, and then back to the Gulch for the final night then back to the car. Here’s a little of how it played out:

The trail started at Red Rocks for 1.5 km along the beach. It was a great beach worthy of a visit in itself; bountiful in driftwood and flotsam but no garbage. Of course it was a lot more beach once the Fundy tide dropped the usual thirty feet.

Then up a flight of 60 steps which we laughed at thinking then we were at the top of the hill. But there came more stairs. Then no stairs but more up. Then more up and up and up and up. The up was relentless. I was puffing and blowing and running out of steam. Did I mention it was a very hot sunny day? We mostly traveled in the shade. I think I would have died of heat stroke were we in full sun. We went up some more. Down was only a relief for a short time. It made my old knees sing a song of woe. Down was also relentless but did not take away the breath. And then it switched again and there was even more up than before. My knees rejoiced, my lungs were outraged.

I took no photos. The effort required to get my camera from my pocket would have risked using the last bit of energy I had left. (here’s a link to another blog with lots of great photos) I was almost apoplectic. I developed a pattern: 25 steps then stop for for 2 full breaths. It was quickly reduced to 12 steps. I noticed a look of concern on Lynn’s face when I got down to 6 steps followed by 10 breaths. Baby steps at that. We stopped for a long rest. I was the colour of a lobster boiled in beet juice and couldn’t cool down. Every pore was pouring. I considered licking my limbs to get back the precious electrolytes I was losing. I spared my water along.  And then I got up and we went up some more. And then some. We were unsure of how far it was to the cabin. And then the blessed level ground. And then the cabin. “I could just cry” I said on seeing it. Well, actually the outhouse was what we were looking at. Pleased to say that it was not the kind of outhouse that could make you cry. Relief was in sight. No more up-hill. No more down-hill. Today.

We wined, we dined, we enjoyed the scenery when it wasn’t obscured by fog. I finally cooled down.

We sat on the steps and watched the daylight fade.

I was more than a little concerned that I was having difficulty just doing the three cabin stairs, knowing that the leg to Big Bald Rock the next day was twice as far with more ups and downs. We read the guest book and commiserated with the writers. I was pleased to see an entry by my friend Jim.  He got out alive, I thought, surely I can too. My hips cracked and groaned. My knees creaked and moaned. We took the party inside.

The cabin was cozy and spacious and a wall between us muted my snores. It took a long time to get to sleep; I fussed with my teeny tiny pillow. I rolled on my side, on my back, on my other side, all the time grateful that I wasn’t going up-hill. I dreamed about an East Indian dinner party. I woke at four in the morning shivering. Oh my God, I’ve got cat scratch fever! I thought with alarm. I’m going to lose a limb before they can get me out of here. (I had sustained a deepish cat scratch on my arm a few days ago) I went back to sleep and dreamed about a circus strong man named The Great Recaldo.

We rolled up our bedding and made the decision not to go on to Big Bald Rock but to turn back. I knew my knees would not tolerate another two days of those inclines even with all the Advil in my pack. I rationalized. “We’re not quitting, we’re just cutting it short”. “There’s no point in getting an injury just so’s I can say I didn’t quit.” “We can blame it on the rain.” I got a little emotional when I called the park office to say we no longer needed the cabins. I could sense that the staff person thought I was calling for a rescue when I said “I’m afraid the trail is way too much for us” and could hear the sigh of relief when I said “We’re coming out.” I don’t for a second regret the decision. I have to get at least another thirty-five years out of these knees and if the shortness of breath were something other than just being winded it would be a heck of a place to stage a rescue. There is always some shame in returning home via the hospital after the ride in the basket of a helicopter. Leaving Lynn to walk out on her own. With both our packs.

The walk out was easier than the walk in. I paced myself. I took a load of Advil. I used my poles to full advantage. It poured rain even though they had forecast 30% chance of showers and only 1 to 2 mm. I laughed, I sang, I had zen mind. The scenery was just as beautiful in the rain but the trail slightly more tricky being wet. Every flat stone looked like a piece of glass, broken sticks looked like small flashlights, wet rocks looked like buttons. The green of the hardwood section which was carpeted with fern was never so green. We were so cheery under our bright ponchos.



Runner 3


By the time I was walking back up the beach I knew that cutting the hike short was the right decision. It was only half the distance that I would have had to go if we went as planned and I was almost all in. I craved Advil and dry socks. So what did I learn from this experience? Believe it when they say “Very challenging”. Train. There is no shame in a change of plans. What worked? Our gear. We packed appropriately. What Advice can I give? Read Cheryl Strayed’s “Wild”. Buy good gear. My new pack was never a burden. It may have added to my weight of course, but I was rarely conscious of it. Get shoes with a roomy toe-box. Your toenails will appreciate it when you are going down hill. Get proper hiking socks. They prevent blisters and wick away sweat. Enjoy every moment, up or down-hill, rain or shine – nature is the world’s best entertainment.

By the way, I looked up in my dream dictionary what it means to dream about a strong man. It said “A strong man is a sure sign that you are setting your sights too high.”



I truly enjoyed your story about hiking Chignecto.  I wanted to be right there with you and yet my knees were aching just reading about it!


Thanks Cheryl, you would have been good company. We could have commiserated about our joints while Lynn went for help. Whenever my body makes me change my plans I am reminded of that classic picture of the old sailor with his cane standing bowlegged on the end of the dock looking out to sea. I’m not there yet but I definitely need to readjust my expectations. So much of the world yet to enjoy. – Judy

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Today’s Costume: Artist

…..or The things I have Managed to Finish This Summer


Today’s costume: artist.

This past spring my brother gave me some beach glass and pottery shards he’d picked up at Burnt Harbour, Long Island. No not that Long Island, the one where my parents grew up, in Newfoundland. For fun, I studied each fragment and tried to imagine the piece as part of a whole object. My first instinct was to use that object as a writing prompt but that went nowhere. They did spark another idea, and here is the first in what I hope is a long series of pieces inspired by found objects.


Burnt Harbour Fragment #1; relief carving in basswood with detritus – 8″ x 9″


This next piece was done in the spring after a call for work for a local exhibit called Paint Pine Grove. It is hung now at the gallery at the Liverpool town hall with the work of other local artists. I guess this means that I have gone pro.


“Spring Cycle Through Pine Grove” – acrylic on canvas, 14″ x 20″


It’s been a busy summer and so far I’ve had lots of fun adventures. I’m leaving for another this afternoon. When the dust settles I’ll open that tickle trunk, choose the appropriate costume, and tell you all about it. But right now there is a backpack to pack.

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…..or This is Not a Blog About Camping

I’m camping at Keji where the internet is unreliable so I will keep this post brief. I wanted some snacks to have with my tea. I don’t know why because I rarely drink tea, even when I am camping. I chose to make raisin buns, the traditional kind my mother used to make. And now I know why they were so good. Sugar. Sugar and vanilla. Be aware that buns in Newfoundland are called biscuits elsewhere.

Rollin’ out the buns.


Go home, yer mudder got buns! (An expression we used back home when someone was getting on our nerves)

Really tough hard buns are referred to as ‘stunners’ and that is how my brother likes them. he wouldn’t have like this batch – they were flaky and delicate and some good with butter and strawberry-rhubarb jam. More-ish in fact, that’s why I made them small-ish; so I wouldn’t feel so bad about eating three.

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I Loves Sunday Morning

…or Oh Me Arteries.

Did I say why I likes Sunday mornings? It is because Sunday for me is Clog Your Arteries Day. Now that butter is off the ‘bad food’ list, bacon can’t be far behind so I am getting a head start. Eggs came off the list a while back. Did they not?

Poor Lance has to sit with fork poised while I immortalize my meals.

My first harvest this season (if potted basil doesn’t count) was two stalks of rhubarb from which I made strawberry-rhubarb compote. Strawberry and rhubarb is a match made in heaven.

Comfort food.

It must have been as intoxicating as it was delicious because I began seeing faces in my food again.

“Mom, make her STOP!!

What’s your favourite flavour combo?

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Blossoms That Queue

….or Getting Your Blooms in a Row

As I reviewed the photos I took of our spring garden yesterday morning, I began to notice a pattern. There seems to be several plants in bloom with flowers that line up like shoppers in a queue, or clothes hanging on a line. There’s not much I like better than a row of like things; a complete set. (Now don’t be diagnosing me folks.)

Solomon’s Seal

When I was younger, Solomon’s seal blossoms reminded me of Jill’s bloomers (Jill of “Jack and Jill went up the hill” fame) which were exposed when she tumbled down said hill. They still do. The scientific name for Solomon’s Seal is polygonatum. At first glance this word looks like it might have something to do with ‘many’ (poly) ‘gonads’ (gonatum) but Wiki tells me the name is derived from the Greek ‘many knees’. It is without a doubt the most pleasing fragrance in the garden right now. Not to be confused with the strongest fragrance which is the lilac. I’m not too fussy about the smell of lilacs.

Are they white or are they blue bells? Only your florist knows for sure!*

I was calling these flowers lily-of-the-valley but now think that they are actually white bluebells. Yes, folks, there is such a thing as white bluebells. The oxymoron** appeals to me and always reminds me of Dad joking about unripe blueberries saying with his devilish grin “d’ose blue berries are white because they’re green!” The bluebell blossoms are a little less organized on the stalk, more higgledy piggledy, like daycare kids holding a string waiting to cross the road. Also sweet smelling. The flowers, not the daycare kids.

Bleeding hearts.

I suppose I can see why these are called bleeding hearts (lamprocapnos spectabilis) but here is the colour confusion again. Is blood not red? Are these hearts not dripping white? Is albino blood red or white? So many unanswered questions. Now this scientific name makes sense to me. Lamprocapnos. Lamp caps. They do remind me of Chinese lanterns and caps from the time of Genghis Khan.

*a reference to an old Clairol hair colour ad which said “Does she or doesn’t she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.”

**is this truly the correct use of the word oxymoron? Is the white flower really contradictory or is it just unusual? Only your linguist knows for sure. Email your opinion on the matter to

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