Category Archives: Celebration

Turkey Pardon 2018

The annual Parsons turkey pardon: © Judy Parsons 2018

Thanksgiving 2018

Of course I’m happy…….. ….. I get to celebrate two Thanksgivings. But not everyone is so happy: © Judy Parsons 2018

Easter Down South 3

…..or Happy Easter Down at Florida Seaside Villa Randolf: This is the best Easter ever. Want to trade this big blue egg for ten of your little ones? Kendra: Hmmm, maybe you shouldn’t have eaten all yours before breakfast. Randolf: Aw come on. Fifteen then? Kendra: No less than twenty. Randolf: Deal. Kendra: Golly, I […]

Easter Down South 2

….or Company in the House Down at Florida Seaside Villa Samuel: Wherever did you find that Dad? Lancelot: Designed it and built it myself. Takes a little while for the colours to wear off after Easter but we love the rainbow scrambled eggs. Best stay outside the fence now, the girls can get a little aggressive […]

Easter down South 1

…..or Company’s A’Comin’ Down at Florida’s Seaside Villa: Judith: Honey, can you come give me a hand to put the leaf in the table. Tamara called and said they’re bringing the kids over for Easter. Lancelot: In a second dear, gotta check on the chickens. Lancelot: Oh my little pretties, save your appetites. Have I […]

Happy Valentine’s Day 2018

..from the South.   Judith: I’m so excited, I haven’t been to a fair in years. Lancelot: Me neither. Wonder if you can still win a Kewpie doll. Lancelot: Dang it, should have known better than to buy a used car from “Mostly Good Cars”. She’s not gettin’ her gas. Must be the solenoid. Judith: […]

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me…. Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Come on down honey, I got just the thing for your headache. (Heh, heh, this twelve pack ‘ll fix her right up.) Judith: Is it individually packaged? Expired? From the flea market? Made in a third world country by child labourers? Lancelot: Yes, […]

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Come on down honey, I got you a special treat. Judith: Is is animal, vegetable, or mineral? Lancelot: Hmmm, I’d categorize it as confectionary. Judith: Put the kettle on, I’ll grab my Tender Tootsies. Judith: Mmm, rumballs, my favourite. Pass me a serviette […]

On the Tenth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me…. Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Honey, I’m done chopping up all the Christmas trees. Judith: What’s all that tweeting about, dear? Lancelot: Those trees were full of stray birds! Judith: Hello? Hello? Animal Control…. Mexican Bird: Hey, they give you guys any hassle at the border? We had […]

On The Ninth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me… Down at Florida Seaside Villa Judith: What’s that strong fishy smell dear? Lancelot: Well now, it just happens to be fish. These little flippers were just about to hit their best before date so I picked them up for a song. Lancelot: You ever see a prettier bunch of […]