…..or Happy Easter
Down at Florida Seaside Villa
Randolf: This is the best Easter ever. Want to trade this big blue egg for ten of your little ones?
Kendra: Hmmm, maybe you shouldn’t have eaten all yours before breakfast.
Randolf: Aw come on. Fifteen then?
Kendra: No less than twenty.
Kendra: Golly, I can’t believe Grandmother and Grandfather are still perpetuating gender stereotypes with the pink and the blue.
Meanwhile, over at the trailer park:
Randy: Best Easter ever. Can’t wait to show my buds the alligator, snake and turtle eggs I collected.
Candy: You bet. But the mall bunnies were kinda weird.
And for once, the Florida Seaside Villa folk agreed.
Happy Easter, wherever it finds you.
© Judy Parsons 2018
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