…My True Love Gave to Me….
Down at Florida Seaside Villa
Judith: Is it individually packaged? Expired? From the flea market? Made in a third world country by child labourers?
Lancelot: Yes, no, no, and no my lovie.
Judith: That hit the spot.
Lancelot: Nothing like a little hair of the dog.
Judith: Oh sweetheart, you know me so well. But just for the record, I really don’t want a gift for Valentine’s Day.
Meanwhile over at the Trailer Park
Lannie: How’s the head, ducky?
Joodles: Not good.
Lannie: Well here, I got these off the internet. “Giant sized pills for giant sized headaches” they promised.
Joodles: I’ll take two right now.
Blue: Man, this place gets stranger ever’ day. I gotta be movin’ on.
Lannie: How’d they work out?
Joodles: Well the headache’s gone but I just had the weirdest dream!!
Lannie: Anyone seen Blue?
On the twelfth Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
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