Category Archives: Celebration

Christmas, Day Three

..or On the Third Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me: a deer little gift. Over at the Trailer Park: Lannie: What’s that you got there? Joodles: Deer head for yer man cave. Lannie: Whur’d ya git it? Joodles: Road kill. I decorated it up right nice and Christmassy. I made a bunch. […]

Christmas, Day Two

…or On The Second Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me: man-cave/she-shed lights. Down at Florida Seaside Villa things were brightening up: Lancelot: Not bad. Not bad at all. Shouldn’t add too much to the power bill, should it Judith. Judith? Juuu-dith”  Judith: Aaah. That man-cave was the best idea I’ve had in […]

Christmas, Day One

…or On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me…..a man-cave. Over at the Trailer Park “Oh yeah, most awesomest Christmas ever Sammy.” “I got me a man cave.” “Oh yeeeah , Tammy, it’s awesome. I got an totally spectacular she-shed.” Meanwhile over at Florida Seaside Villa: “Well Samuel, I would have […]

O Tannenbaum

…or It’s Gotta Have the Popcorn Momma. So the tree looked a little like it was harvested from the Grinch’s backyard outside Whoville. But I fluffed up the branches and straightened the trunk and replaced the decorations it came with. Needs more decorations. Needs popcorn. Really needs popcorn. So I set about stringing popcorn.   […]

Thrifty Christmas

… or Goods at the Goodwill Good gracious, it’s Christmas and I am in a different country without all of the Christmas crap I’ve collected over the years. So it was off to the goodwill store to see what took my fancy. Here are some of the things I didn’t buy: No really, what is […]

Turkey Pardon 2018

The annual Parsons turkey pardon: © Judy Parsons 2018

Thanksgiving 2018

Of course I’m happy…….. ….. I get to celebrate two Thanksgivings. But not everyone is so happy: © Judy Parsons 2018

Easter Down South 3

…..or Happy Easter Down at Florida Seaside Villa Randolf: This is the best Easter ever. Want to trade this big blue egg for ten of your little ones? Kendra: Hmmm, maybe you shouldn’t have eaten all yours before breakfast. Randolf: Aw come on. Fifteen then? Kendra: No less than twenty. Randolf: Deal. Kendra: Golly, I […]

Easter Down South 2

….or Company in the House Down at Florida Seaside Villa Samuel: Wherever did you find that Dad? Lancelot: Designed it and built it myself. Takes a little while for the colours to wear off after Easter but we love the rainbow scrambled eggs. Best stay outside the fence now, the girls can get a little aggressive […]

Easter down South 1

…..or Company’s A’Comin’ Down at Florida’s Seaside Villa: Judith: Honey, can you come give me a hand to put the leaf in the table. Tamara called and said they’re bringing the kids over for Easter. Lancelot: In a second dear, gotta check on the chickens. Lancelot: Oh my little pretties, save your appetites. Have I […]