On the seventh day of Christmas…
My true love gave to me….
…seven pairs of britches which included two pairs of jeans, one pair of slacks, one pair of hikers, a pair of sweats and a pair of nifty yoga pants. As I explained previously seven pairs of britches does not add up to a total of fourteen individual britches. There is also no such thing as one britch. But just to confuse you, one leg of a pair of trousers is in fact, a trouser.
© Judy Parsons 2020 (Hurrah, tomorrow it will no longer be 2020!)