Christmas 2020 – Day 7

On the seventh day of Christmas…

My true love gave to me….

…seven pairs of britches which included two pairs of jeans, one pair of slacks, one pair of hikers, a pair of sweats and a pair of nifty yoga pants. As I explained previously seven pairs of britches does not add up to a total of fourteen individual britches. There is also no such thing as one britch. But just to confuse you, one leg of a pair of trousers is in fact, a trouser.

“The thing I likes about living backcountry” said Ken “is that you can wear whatever kind of pants you wants whenever you wants and you can play your bouzouki so loud as you likes.”

© Judy Parsons 2020 (Hurrah, tomorrow it will no longer be 2020!)

2 Comments to "Christmas 2020 – Day 7"

  1. nancy jarrett's Gravatar nancy jarrett
    December 31, 2020 - 10:15 pm | Permalink

    Well, since i haven’t gone clothes shopping since 2018, Ken has twice as many pairs of pant as I presently do. (Not counting yoga pants, of course)

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