On the fourth day of Christmas…..
…my true love gave to me
..four pairs of long-johns. (Now, unlike a pair of rubber boots, a pair of long-johns constitutes only one item, not two. And if you can’t account for the four, he’s wearing one pair)
You would have loved some new long-johns too if, like Ken, you had the cold winter wind blowin’ up under your kilt.
*Stanfield’s underwear has been made right here in Nova Scotia since the 1800s.
© Judy Parsons 2020