Monthly Archives: January, 2018

Sigh

…..or Siiiiigh (which is a prolonged sigh) I have on my kitchen wall a small decorative light to remind me of where I am from. After the shenannigans of the American president started to become more and more outrageous I decided that every time Donald Duck did or said something heinous, or ignoble or outrageous, […]

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me…. Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Come on down honey, I got just the thing for your headache. (Heh, heh, this twelve pack ‘ll fix her right up.) Judith: Is it individually packaged? Expired? From the flea market? Made in a third world country by child labourers? Lancelot: Yes, […]

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Come on down honey, I got you a special treat. Judith: Is is animal, vegetable, or mineral? Lancelot: Hmmm, I’d categorize it as confectionary. Judith: Put the kettle on, I’ll grab my Tender Tootsies. Judith: Mmm, rumballs, my favourite. Pass me a serviette […]

On the Tenth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me…. Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Honey, I’m done chopping up all the Christmas trees. Judith: What’s all that tweeting about, dear? Lancelot: Those trees were full of stray birds! Judith: Hello? Hello? Animal Control…. Mexican Bird: Hey, they give you guys any hassle at the border? We had […]

On The Ninth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me… Down at Florida Seaside Villa Judith: What’s that strong fishy smell dear? Lancelot: Well now, it just happens to be fish. These little flippers were just about to hit their best before date so I picked them up for a song. Lancelot: You ever see a prettier bunch of […]

On the Eighth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Honey, is there any room in the icebox? Judith: Room for what, dear? Lancelot: Fruit, sweetie, I got fruit. Judith: And it’s not even from the discount bin! It looks delicious dear. Lancelot: Happy New Year, my sweet. Judith: And you. Now, can […]