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On The Ninth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me… Down at Florida Seaside Villa Judith: What’s that strong fishy smell dear? Lancelot: Well now, it just happens to be fish. These little flippers were just about to hit their best before date so I picked them up for a song. Lancelot: You ever see a prettier bunch of […]

On the Eighth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Honey, is there any room in the icebox? Judith: Room for what, dear? Lancelot: Fruit, sweetie, I got fruit. Judith: And it’s not even from the discount bin! It looks delicious dear. Lancelot: Happy New Year, my sweet. Judith: And you. Now, can […]

On the Seventh Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me…. Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Heh, heh, Judith is going to love these clearance Christmas trees. Judith: Oh Lancelot, they remind me of winter back home. But Dear, Christmas Day is long gone and they do block the beautiful sunsets. Meanwhile over at the Trailer Park Joodles: Lannie […]

On the Sixth Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: There, that’s the last one dear. Judith: The last one of what, honey? Lancelot: The last of the manatees. You said you wanted manatees. Judith: Sweetie, you really should look into those hearing aids. I may have said “more trees”, not “manatees”. But they’re […]

On the Fifth Day of Christmas

My True Love Gave to Me…. Down at Florida Seaside Villa Lancelot: Honey, just wait til you see what a deal I got on white balls. Judith: Oh sweetie, the pattern on them matches the little sleigh ornament Aunt Millie sent! Lancelot: Meant to be dear. Bought four, got one free. Judith: My gracious, if […]

On The Fourth Day of Christmas

..My True Love Gave to Me Down at Florida Seaside Villa Judith: Oh honey, four little angels!! Might as well set them up inside. But what’s with that odd one out? Lancelot: It was buy three, get one free, on Christmas items at the Goodwill. Judith: Well she is just a little rustic but quite […]

On the Third Day of Christmas

…My True Love Sent to Me Down at Florida Seaside Villa Judith: Oh those penguins are so precious dear, but better bring them inside. Too easy to carry them off. Lancelot: But I got them with little built in bells so we can hear them being moved. Nifty, eh? Judith: Over your snores? Better bring them […]

On the Second Day of Christmas

..My True Love Gave to Me: Down at Florida Seaside Villa Judith: Oh my heavens, they’re soooo sweet – his and hers snowpeople! You must have paid a fortune for them! Lancelot: Naw, picked them up up at the Thrift Store for a song. Lancelot: One of them is missing his nose but I can […]

On the First Day of Christmas

…My True Love Gave to Me It might have been the cheap strawberry flavoured wine, or the candy I found left in a box that I thought was empty (what did those Nuns put in their caramels?) I dunno. I lay down for a minute and next thing you know I was transported to Christmas […]

Tree’s Up

….or Let’s Get Nautical. Okay folks, I’ve really scaled it down this year. My thrift store tree is only a foot and a half high. It started out being smothered in little coloured lights. Cute for a day or two then I stripped it down and started again. Nautical theme. What can I say, at […]